𝓘𝓒 𝓘𝓷𝓫𝓸𝔁

[hampire]

"𝓘'𝓶 𝓪 𝓵𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓵𝓮 𝓫𝓾𝓼𝔂 𝓻𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽 𝓷𝓸𝔀; 𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓪 𝓶𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓪𝓰𝓮 𝓪𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓭 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓫𝓮𝓮𝓹."

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[crassidy]

Heh. Or maybe some of us just like watchin' it for it's entertainment value. Love, parody porn films are a feckin' art, I swear to ya.

[And he's shifting just enough to count off on his fingers.] Star Whores, Ho' Alone, Downtown Grabby, Throbbin Hood, the list is bleedin' endless. Forget your classic music and shite old paintings, those films are were true creativity of men lie.

[hampire]

I'm sure.

[See this expression, Cass? This is the face of a man who does not want to hear what's on the rest of that endless list.]

Perhaps we could watch some Fucking to Classical Music porn videos, as a compromise.

[crassidy]

Honestly, love, I've never seen that shite before but now I know what I'll be Yahooglin' later.

[Gonna research classical musical porn, just for you, bb.

But until then...]

So, what's the plan? I got the day off, figured me and Tule might go wanderin' once she's settled in a bit, but until then, I'm all yours.

[hampire]

[It's just a matter of dangling the right carrot, clearly.]

I hadn't really decided yet. Perhaps I'll go out for a while as well. Get a start on that shopping.

[crassidy]

I'll allow it. On the condition you buy me somethin'.

[And because his brain is suddenly on the topic of buying things.]

Hey! Y'ever played Rock It?! Or... whatever this world's version of it is.

[hampire]

Anything in particular? Or just a random 'something'? And how much am I likely to regret agreeing?

Rock it? I think you've mistaken me for that fellow Lestat.

[crassidy]

[It's so rare that he actually has someone even willing to gift him things so he's taking the opportunity.] Surprise me. You got an alright eye for all that goth shite.

Speakin' of goth shite, you know Lestat? I was gonna introduce you two fellas soon enough, ah, it's grand to know you've found each other already. He's bloody useless at this modern stuff too, he'd never even heard of Rock It.

[hampire]

Or you could just come with me, if you've got a little time to spare.

[Yes, he said he was going out with Tulip later, but it's not as though Cassidy minds wandering around all hours, at least not in Eccarius' experience.]

We conversed a little on the network.

[Whether or not they hit it off is debatable... more like two cats circling each other.]

Neither have I to be honest. What is it we're rocking?

[crassidy]

For feck sake. [Lightly amused and not at all agitated. Old vampires not understanding vidya games is exasperating but ultimately kind of adorable.] It's a game, love. Look, me and Tule'll buy it for the house and we'll all play it soon enough, preferably while stoned out our feckin' minds. Always better that way.

[Eccarius has had a few interactions with weed now, it's only right he take it to the next level of stoner rock it.]

Anyways... [Pushing himself up as he gives Eccarius' shoulder a light shove.] C'mon, let's go. Always got time to spend with me fella.