[The touch is enough to draw him in, flopping onto his side and reaching out an arm to drape over Eccarius' waist.]
She'll give you plenty of chance now, I know it. At first she probably just thought you were some posh prick in frills, 'least now she knows your my posh prick in frills, eh?
Ooh, that's right. Not got any folk that need impressin' with all that lace no more. You know I'd be impressed with no clothes at all, but I doubt the public is ready for it.
[A slow grin and some genuine sounding excitement, all for the idea of getting his fancy boyfriend into something a little more "normal" every now and then.
If there's one thing that Eccarius might be able to learn from this world, is that fans like vampires no matter how gothic or vaudeville they look, especially if Cassidy's fanbase is anything to go by.]
[Don't he know it. And this is clearly why he'd do far better in some skinny jeans and a slim tee as far as Cassidy's concerned, get them muscles showing.]
Don't let your dreams be dreams, love, Anythin' is bloody possible in this world, I fully support any venture of yours for night time or indoor swimwear modelling. Obviously I'd have to come to every shoot, just for uh, quality control.
[Eccarius is perfectly within his right to plot murder and still accept affection, is how stable and healthy relationships work. What's a bit of revenge plotting between lovers?]
Look, I stand by that poser thing, but in me defence, I was more than a little hungover. Elephant tranqs and whiskey will do that to a fella. [But okay, it wasn't exactly love at first sight, he'll concede.]
Alright, fine, so maybe not quality testing. I could just be a fluffer. Do they got those on underwear shoots?
[Nothing like prospective murder to add a little spice to a relationship!]
I beg your pardon—you could be a what, now?
[In the 350 or so years he's been walking this Earth, Eccarius has seen and done a lot of things, but his knowledge of porn films definitely pales in comparison to Cassidy's.]
Cassidy. Love. I'm fairly certain that in swimsuit, or underwear modeling for that matter, a 'jolly little fella' is exactly what they don't want. Unless it's some sort of sex underwear advert, in which case, you'd be more than welcome.
[Eyebrow arch right backatcha buddy.]
Having actual sex, for one thing. No professional fluffing required.
Heh. Or maybe some of us just like watchin' it for it's entertainment value. Love, parody porn films are a feckin' art, I swear to ya.
[And he's shifting just enough to count off on his fingers.] Star Whores, Ho' Alone, Downtown Grabby, Throbbin Hood, the list is bleedin' endless. Forget your classic music and shite old paintings, those films are were true creativity of men lie.
[It's so rare that he actually has someone even willing to gift him things so he's taking the opportunity.] Surprise me. You got an alright eye for all that goth shite.
Speakin' of goth shite, you know Lestat? I was gonna introduce you two fellas soon enough, ah, it's grand to know you've found each other already. He's bloody useless at this modern stuff too, he'd never even heard of Rock It.
Or you could just come with me, if you've got a little time to spare.
[Yes, he said he was going out with Tulip later, but it's not as though Cassidy minds wandering around all hours, at least not in Eccarius' experience.]
We conversed a little on the network.
[Whether or not they hit it off is debatable... more like two cats circling each other.]
Neither have I to be honest. What is it we're rocking?
For feck sake. [Lightly amused and not at all agitated. Old vampires not understanding vidya games is exasperating but ultimately kind of adorable.] It's a game, love. Look, me and Tule'll buy it for the house and we'll all play it soon enough, preferably while stoned out our feckin' minds. Always better that way.
[Eccarius has had a few interactions with weed now, it's only right he take it to the next level of stoner rock it.]
Anyways... [Pushing himself up as he gives Eccarius' shoulder a light shove.] C'mon, let's go. Always got time to spend with me fella.
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She'll give you plenty of chance now, I know it. At first she probably just thought you were some posh prick in frills, 'least now she knows your my posh prick in frills, eh?
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Time will tell, I suppose. Perhaps I need to do a little shopping for something less... frilly.
[It's not as though he needs to keep up the romantic gothic vampire act anymore
...probably.]
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[A slow grin and some genuine sounding excitement, all for the idea of getting his fancy boyfriend into something a little more "normal" every now and then.
If there's one thing that Eccarius might be able to learn from this world, is that fans like vampires no matter how gothic or vaudeville they look, especially if Cassidy's fanbase is anything to go by.]
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[He is more well-built than he looks, under all those layers of velvet and brocade.]
A pity I can't be a swimsuit model.
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Don't let your dreams be dreams, love, Anythin' is bloody possible in this world, I fully support any venture of yours for night time or indoor swimwear modelling. Obviously I'd have to come to every shoot, just for uh, quality control.
[And not at all just to stare.]
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You? Quality control? As much as I love you, my darling, the very idea makes me shudder. Clearly you would need to perform some... other function.
[Despite the slight, he's looking at Cassidy with true fondness in his eyes, forgetting for the moment how much he hates him.]
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[He's huffing out an exhale of amusement as he nuzzles in close.]
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You certainly didn't think so in the beginning, if I recall correctly.
[He sounds a little wounded at that, but there's more mischievousness than injury in his eyes.]
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Look, I stand by that poser thing, but in me defence, I was more than a little hungover. Elephant tranqs and whiskey will do that to a fella. [But okay, it wasn't exactly love at first sight, he'll concede.]
Alright, fine, so maybe not quality testing. I could just be a fluffer. Do they got those on underwear shoots?
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I beg your pardon—you could be a what, now?
[In the 350 or so years he's been walking this Earth, Eccarius has seen and done a lot of things, but his knowledge of porn films definitely pales in comparison to Cassidy's.]
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[He pulls back enough to arch an eyebrow at Eccarius.]
Christ, mate, what have you even been doin' with yourself these last few centuries if not watchin' a shite lot of porn?
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[Eyebrow arch right backatcha buddy.]
Having actual sex, for one thing. No professional fluffing required.
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[Says the guy just mocking Eccarius for not knowing how something works.]
Some of them models got quite the bulge on 'em, figured maybe they get a little help for a half chub.
And d-don't even start with this "actual sex" shite. You can do both.
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[Not that he actually knows how these things work either, mind you.]
Generally, people who watch a lot of porn use it as a substitute for the real thing. Wanking material.
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[And he's shifting just enough to count off on his fingers.] Star Whores, Ho' Alone, Downtown Grabby, Throbbin Hood, the list is bleedin' endless. Forget your classic music and shite old paintings, those films are were true creativity of men lie.
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[See this expression, Cass? This is the face of a man who does not want to hear what's on the rest of that endless list.]
Perhaps we could watch some Fucking to Classical Music porn videos, as a compromise.
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[Gonna research classical musical porn, just for you, bb.
But until then...]
So, what's the plan? I got the day off, figured me and Tule might go wanderin' once she's settled in a bit, but until then, I'm all yours.
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I hadn't really decided yet. Perhaps I'll go out for a while as well. Get a start on that shopping.
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[And because his brain is suddenly on the topic of buying things.]
Hey! Y'ever played Rock It?! Or... whatever this world's version of it is.
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Rock it? I think you've mistaken me for that fellow Lestat.
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Speakin' of goth shite, you know Lestat? I was gonna introduce you two fellas soon enough, ah, it's grand to know you've found each other already. He's bloody useless at this modern stuff too, he'd never even heard of Rock It.
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[Yes, he said he was going out with Tulip later, but it's not as though Cassidy minds wandering around all hours, at least not in Eccarius' experience.]
We conversed a little on the network.
[Whether or not they hit it off is debatable... more like two cats circling each other.]
Neither have I to be honest. What is it we're rocking?
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[Eccarius has had a few interactions with weed now, it's only right he take it to the next level of stoner rock it.]
Anyways... [Pushing himself up as he gives Eccarius' shoulder a light shove.] C'mon, let's go. Always got time to spend with me fella.