[Eccarius is perfectly within his right to plot murder and still accept affection, is how stable and healthy relationships work. What's a bit of revenge plotting between lovers?]

Look, I stand by that poser thing, but in me defence, I was more than a little hungover. Elephant tranqs and whiskey will do that to a fella. [But okay, it wasn't exactly love at first sight, he'll concede.]

Alright, fine, so maybe not quality testing. I could just be a fluffer. Do they got those on underwear shoots?